Sick, huh?Having said that, I'd like to take a minute to offer a big round of
applause for all of those creative individuals and organizations that have contributed in any way
to our present sports activities. Through their efforts, we as a society are now
able to:Spend countless hours every week nestled comfortably in our recliners, drinking beer and ignoring
the rest of the world.Swear at the TV without being considered weird.Cook brats on a
grill in a public parking lot.Watch bouncing boobies on the sidelines without being the recipient
of disapproving looks from our spouses - or...Watch a whole herd of tight buns on
the playing field without being the recipient of disapproving looks from our spouses. (You're
welcome, ladies...)Spend half a week's paycheck for the privilege of socializing with seventy thousand other
people.Swear at the TVSpend four hours trying to leave a public parking lot.Consume the most
expensive hot dogs in the whole world.Spend half a month's paycheck to purchase sticks to
knock a little hard ball around a pasture.Play with our balls in public (you know
- bowling, basket, foot, base, soccer etc....)Pat other guys butts without getting decked.Have Tn Requin something to
talk about other than the weather or politics.Provide semi-valid reasons for smelling like a pig,
puking in public or wearing a cast.Swear at the TV.Watch millionaires play with their ba...
Oh sure, I do appreciate the effort and training it takes to become skilled
in any of the sports. So why didn't I? Well, probably because I
was really (and I mean REALLY!) a shy farm boy with the self-confidence of a
grape. well, you know what I mean.Spend a month's paycheck (or maybe two or three)
to fill display cases with souvenirs and collectables of our favorite team, driver, sports celebrity,
etc.Drive like an idiot and blame it on the last NASCAR race we watched.Have a
legitimate reason for making up an excuse to miss two days of work - so
we could attend our favorite sporting event (Sorry boss, it was that damn flu bug
again).Semi-legally gamble at work (I don't need to explain this one, do I? Nah....)Shout,
scream, yell, jump up and down, and say dumb things in public without attracting the
least bit of attention.Watch other adults get paid - for shouting, nike tn screaming, yelling, jumping up
and down, and saying dumb things in public.Dress really weird without getting arrested.Watch adults -
one at a time or in groups - try to legally knock other people down,
out or senseless.Refer to a group of people with the name of an animal or
bird, category of people or other object - and not have them get upset about
it.Write numbers and other strange things on the windows of our vehicles without having anyone
question our sanity.And of course, swear at the TV...Thank you sports-minded people everywhere!Gene Simmons, through
NuPathz.com, provides an easy reading self-help blog, articles, quotations, thoughts and links along with affordable
personal growth and self improvement books & materials - all designed to help folks find
the road to a more enjoyable lifestyle, to pass on some of life?’s ?“secrets for
survival?” in a chaotic world & offer a few smiles along the way. But
that's about as far as it goes. Sure, I participated in a bit of
basket shootin' and hittin' the ball around when I was in grade school but that's
as far as it ever went. And I have a basic understanding of the
techniques and strategies involved in many of the sports activities. Growing up in sports-minded
Nebraska, I certainly had every opportunity to get involved in football, or even basketball or
track for that matter. I guess when there is a total student population of
14 - yes, in all grades, girls included - it's a little difficult to completely
grasp the "team sports" concept.High school was a different story though. It's a down-to-earth, simple
approach to discovering a better life. I took me a lot of years to
wiggle my way out of that hole and truthfully, depending on the situation, I still
have my moments.As a result, I never really developed a full appreciation for either individual
or team sports activities. The reason may have had something to do with the
size of rural school where I attended grades one through eight. I don't have
any favorite sports "stars" (well, maybe with the exception of NASCAR driver, Mark Martin...) nor
do I root for any particular team - in any sport. I've really never been
a sports-minded person. You can visit Gene at http://www.nupathz.com/.
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